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post Dec 9 2004, 04:22 AM
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T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator in a tall building
When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde
already inside and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again answers "S-H-I-T

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it?? Duuhhh?!!"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T - - - Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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post Nov 2 2005, 03:59 PM
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Wow, no-one put up another joke for almost a year? Well, enjoy this one, it's blonde and car-related.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1616353/
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post Nov 3 2005, 05:47 AM
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post Nov 6 2005, 05:58 AM
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post Nov 7 2005, 10:07 PM
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Oh yeah!... AhAH!


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post Nov 22 2005, 05:17 PM
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Johnyb,

Excellent... :grin:
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