i would like to give a big thumbs up and a :banana: also a :460: to the admin team for including, for out viewing pleasure, a banner for "TEXAS WALKER" didn't know that there were that many chuck norris fans on this forum. brrrrrrrrrrr, just make me shiver with fear at all that plastic surgery. a million years from now, some alien expedition will unearth his gravesite and run in fear when they realise he hasn't aged. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. no wonder the aliens are always trying to take over the earth, to stop them from keeping him that young looking. him and **** clark. oooooooffffffffffffff, what's he like, a thousand yeard old? he looks younger now than he did in the 60's. :grin:

Ha ha. I love this site....

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

greek, i have a well connected friend at broadmore mental hospital ... oh did i say mental hospital, i meant early retirement sanctuary.

heeeeeeeeeeeeey syko, welcome back. you will have to get in line to get me into those homes. there are a crap load of people waiting for me to be commited, but just to spite them, i'm staying on the outside. :banana:

:haha:

and NO amount of beer can change that, eh bro?
;)

its not just to spite them, its because they can't physically catch you.

and thanks for welcoming me back, i have been a busy bee over the past few weeks, late nights early mornings as i am looking after my grandfather. But back with a vengeance now, and a cushdy new profile pic and some other writings.

I hope evrything's well with your granddad.
:)

well he has bone cancer and its getting to the point sort of thing. Its been and getting even harder to deal with as he is loosing every sense and sleeping almost all the time. We fear its not long left, i can see him fighting it all the way.

he was diagnosed with prostate cancer about 8 years ago, and at that stage he was quite bad |(not like this now)| and was given 6 months to live ... just by the grace of god that he is still here. He has been my father for my whole life, more than my biological father.

i am fine with the concept that he is dying, as i know he is going to a better place where there is no pain. I can still see in his eyes the fire is still raging, is just everything else is letting him down. he still has a sense of humour tho, and is a complete bugger around the house, still moves things pointlessly around which gets to me but u have to laugh.

anyway, why is greek on about chuck norris, and why is this thread entitled a big thumbs up? does he worship norris? has he a shrine in the depths of his basement?

Greek doesn't worship Chuck Norris. He worships me and Tech, in that order. :lol: :D ;) B)

Again, sorry to hear about your granddad.

no syko, there was another thread that had a chuck norris spin to it and a day later, admin adds a banner for chuck norris. i find the guy extremely scary looking with all that plastic surgery. at least if he added a set of double d's he might not look so scary. not that i would try and cop a feel, the mrs and her black belt beat the cr*p out of me enough for me not to mess with her unless i'm packing my glock and a full clip :grin: and sorry about your grand dad, had an uncle and a cousin who passed away from the same type of cancer. bro, your gramps and yourself have a huge set to be dealing with this. much props man, and give gramps a hello from the greek. i think i raced him many years ago. kept throwing crisp packets at me from his speeding 240 :grin:

dont remind me about the 240, i am wel and truely annoyed at him for swapping it with the 740 ... mind it doesnt stop me from buying it. i saw it the other day and spoke to the owner (we sold it as the second) he bought it with 5 previous, and it had 600k on the clock. well and truely amazed.

Thank you for your 'feelings' about my grandfather, it is truely appreciated. he is a stubborn old sod though, 6 years ago he was given 7 months to live and gave the old birdie to it so ...

and jks, greek worships in this order:

1. Me
2. My shoes
3. My turbo godliness
4. My 940
5. my twin 4 inch exhaust
6. my 740
7. you
8. tech

mwah ah ahahh a ha haa haha i freakin rule! woot