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post May 21 2009, 03:35 PM
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ooooooooooh, forgot about that one.
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post May 24 2009, 10:13 PM
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Afro Samurai with Samuel L. Jackson and Lucy Liu Is awesome I don't care what anyone says.
I got to see The Unknown Hinson last night. That man is a legend and plays guitar like he sold his soul.
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post May 24 2009, 10:21 PM
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citizen kane. can't forget Rosebud.
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post Jun 16 2009, 11:02 AM
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no segue,


lets see... so far this spring/summer

my roof liner has given up the fight and has several hat pins holding the fabric off my noggin.

my wiper arms are good & snug but still ticking on the upper edge of the hood.

a pressure switch ($10) and a can of coolant (another $10) fixed my A/C issue!

all the clunky/racket under my front-end was a drag link (simple, $25)

runs like a dream otherwise and she turns out 28+ mpg during my weekly roanoke~DC commute.

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whats your 850 doing?
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post Jun 16 2009, 04:30 PM
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No Segways??

(I'm so sorry. I get dumber by the minute)

I must have checked this thread a dozen times, but seeing that the final word was "rosebud" I couldn't bring myself to change such an epic finale.
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post Jun 17 2009, 03:26 PM
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thanks doog (IMG:style_emoticons/default/banana.gif) i just watched zombie strippers the other night. why isn't that in the classics section? i mean, what isn't there to like? robert englund (freddie), strippers, zombies, machine guns, boobs, blood, boobs, bad acting, boobs. i laughed i cried i hid when the mrs asked what i was watching and i told her it was pride and prejudice. man, she falls for that one all the time. and i fall after a kick to the head every time. and speaking of pride and prejudice, i just read a new book titled, wait for it, pride and prejudice with zombies!!!!!! most excellent. albeit there are no boobies or strippers, but nothing like zombies in victorian times. and ninjas. and no, i am not going to tell you how the ninjas are involved. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bwekk.gif) you will just have to wait for the movie starring keira knightly. again. and, did anybody, other than myself, find taking pelham 123 annoying and stupid?
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Why does this turn me on? Yeesh!
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now THAT'S
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post Jun 25 2009, 11:37 PM
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Thanks guys...

Now I'm gonna be on my "the dead are gonna rise" rant for the rest of the day.

Why can't I just be afraid of spiders, or blue-haired old women?
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post Jun 26 2009, 10:01 PM
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doog, what makes you think that blue haired old ladies aren't similar to the zombie chick? excepting the nubile breasts and taut skin, of course. my next door neighbor is the spitting image of the picture that piece posted. except for the hotness and nakedness. blood flowing, dazed blank look, penchant for brains.
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epic. This must be what is sounds like when I speak car to mere humans.
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doogy gets a gold star!
that is exactly what i've been looking for!
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magnesium reluctance? i had a girlfriend like that. and i used the titanium dingle on her. her insertus diaphragimus had a tear, much wailing and moaning. while we were trying to repair and or explain the proble, her father showed up. his extremus r-e-mington ka-boomer got me all nervous since he had a rabbit killing preggers-o-meter upstairs. the justicus of the peace lover was down the road. i didn't feel like getting the ol'iron ball and chain shoot me now look. so, good thing i had a "feets don't fail me now" badingus crappularus installed in my disco nova. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif)
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tell her it is all in the name if science. you are part of a swedish-american research team. researching naked zombie chicks who can repair volvos. since their cerebellums were destroyed in their indeadness, they can still be trained to repair volvos because swedish is the closest to the zombie language. hence the swedish chef on the muppets.
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BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK E DOOOOOOOO!!!
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QUOTE (Doogwhan @ Jul 3 2009, 11:03 PM)
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BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK E DOOOOOOOO!!!


comment removed - but I did watch the muppets a lot as a child
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QUOTE (TheGreekMason @ Jul 4 2009, 12:46 PM)
tell her it is all in the name if science. you are part of a swedish-american research team. researching naked zombie chicks who can repair volvos. since their cerebellums were destroyed in their indeadness, they can still be trained to repair volvos because swedish is the closest to the zombie language. hence the swedish chef on the muppets.




I am sure Google recorded and increase in searches for "naked zombie chicks" yesterday.
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HEY! What I look at when I'm not thinking about cars is my own business!

(like naked Swedish Muppet zombies)

Rob- If there was ever a thread for drunken rants, this is the one. Get it off yer chest!
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